benjaminisnoonesfriend:

boyishdivision:

goddessofmusic:

elaran:

livelikedolphins:

unapolagetically:

a guide to some common and/or popular australian birbs by your friendly neighborhood australian 

emus always seemed more psychotic than stupid to me

DO NOT ENGAGE THIS BIRD

Anything from Australia will onyl be nice to you only if you have food

except the cassowary, you stay the fuck away from those demons

WE OFTEN SACRIFICE HUMANS TO FEED OUR BIRD OVERLORDS

(Source: ms-chanandler-b0ng)

tastefullyoffensive:

The upside of the apocalypse. [sadtastic]

tastefullyoffensive:

The upside of the apocalypse. [sadtastic]

dsabs14:

You either love The Princess Bride or you haven’t seen it

(via kingdom-dance)

Welcome to Chicago. Where you only have 4 months of not stupid cold weather. #goodbyesummer #whathappenedtofall

Welcome to Chicago. Where you only have 4 months of not stupid cold weather. #goodbyesummer #whathappenedtofall

favabean05:

A very accurate depiction of a cat owner.

(Source: briannathestrange, via kingdom-dance)

❤️

❤️

(Source: best-of-memes, via littlew0lf)

beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

(via fuckyeahtxtposts)

Quite possibly the most accurate thing ever written about me #cats #thanksRoxane!

Quite possibly the most accurate thing ever written about me #cats #thanksRoxane!

#kittencuddleparty

#kittencuddleparty